every bad decision
needed somewhere to happen.
Original room names stay in charge. The notes explain what each place became; they do not rename the doors for aesthetic points.
main floor
The public and heavily shared rooms where the house spent ordinary time.
check in here first.
GO IN โ02๐ฌ CLUB-ONLYthe living room. everybody moved in.
GO IN โ03๐ฅ WHISKEY ROOMthe bar opened five hours after discord did. unfortunately everybody moved in.
GO IN โ04SLICE OF LIFESnow built an outside-the-game room one month in. everybody immediately made it everybody's problem.
GO IN โ05โ QOTDone daily question kept giving everybody another thing to remember about everybody else.
GO IN โ06๐งฑ THE WALLput it on the wall.
GO IN โ07๐ฃ ANNOUNCEMENTSofficial channel. please remain professional. nobody did.
GO IN โ08๐ฌ PR / CLUB MEDIAmake it. pass it around.
GO IN โalleged management
HQ, officers, boards, bosses, and everybody pretending this was normal administration.
more doors.
Not every room needs to be forced into a cute category. Some doors can simply remain where UL left them.
UL built the Platelets a playground. then the oldies kept wandering in because that's where everybody was talking.
GO IN โ02๐ฌ PHOTO-SUBMISSIONSsomebody decided screenshots needed quality assurance
GO IN โ03๐ฅ๏ฝFIGHT CLUBopened for smack talk. closed with bedtime gifs.
GO IN โ04๐ค VOICE-CHALLENGEpick the song your Dragon Raja character sounds like
GO IN โ05VIP BUSINESS LOUNGEtemporary key. private meeting. please return your credentials on the way out.
GO IN โ06๐จ THE LOUVREpost your art. accidentally build the visual culture of a six-year mafia.
GO IN โ07๐ซ UL DISCORD TOURthe building got complicated. somebody made directions.
GO IN โ08๐ BIODATAplease introduce yourself. apparently this became homework immediately.
GO IN โ09๐ท MEEMSthe internet kept accidentally being underlords
GO IN โ10๐ค SABER CONTROLfive years of people arguing with the calendar
GO IN โ11๐ JAGwe are in no way a military organization. anyway here are 24 charges.
GO IN โ12๐ฅณ UL BIRTHDAYSmugs invents birthday hr. rummy inherits it. aging continues.
GO IN โ13๐ VOICE ROOMSthe guild's final form was a couch
GO IN โ14๐พ PET CAFEthe animals became members and the humans became staff
GO IN โ15๐ธ RAJA PHOTOBOOTHBy 2023, the Lobby has one more stop on the tour: if you want to drop your picture for contests, put it here.
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