π© RECEIPTS2021-04-25
The Daycare channel snowflake resolves to April 25, 2021 at 17:15:48 PDT; the first surviving message follows at 17:16:01 PDT. The transcript does not identify who created the channel.
ROOMS
π£ DAYCARE
UL built the Platelets a playground. then the oldies kept wandering in because that's where everybody was talking.
DAYCARE
THE PLATELETS GOT A ROOM. THE OLDIES FOLLOWED.
Ansun calls it a place for Platelets to hang. Mugen later asks why all the oldies are in the daycare.
APRIL 25 β SOMEBODY BROUGHT TODDLER FURNITURE
APRIL 26 β YOUR FATHER WILL PICK YOU UP LATER
MAY 21 β PLATELET, EXPLAINED BY AN ACTUAL PERSON
WHISKEY IS THE BAR. THIS IS THE PLAYGROUND.
WHY ARE ALL THE OLDIES IN THE DAYCARE
THE FAMILY TREE GOT LEGS
CARE, BUT MAKE IT A THREAT
ARE YOU FARMING CHILDREN?
THE CAT BECAME PUNCTUATION
SOURCE NOTES 6
π© RECEIPTS2021-05-21
On May 21, 2021, Ansun wrote that Daycare was mainly for Platelets to hang out without being called babies all the time and explicitly explained the Platelet name as coming from Cells at Work.
π© RECEIPTS2021-04-26
On April 26, 2021, Gilli wrote `Drops the @Platelet off at daycare. Your father @Jas (Absent father) will pick you all up later. Have fun!`.
π© RECEIPTS2021
Mugen told the `oldies` to return to Whiskey and stop hogging the playground; later, when she asked why the oldies were in Daycare, Rich answered `yall were talking here so..`.
π© RECEIPTS2021-04-25 β 2021-06-29
The completed 2021 H1 transcript contains 10,087 messages and runs from April 25 through June 29, 2021.
π© RECEIPTS2021-05-06 β 2021-05-17
The same screaming-cat GIF is stored thirteen times in the H1 archive; twelve distinct copies are directly referenced by twelve Cele messages between May 6 and May 17, while the thirteenth stored copy has no direct message reference.